(Source: possemagnet)

planetxooberon:

kimlennox:

#who watches porn just sitting on the edge of your bed like it’s a foreign film

#fucker’s taking notes

spintowin:

scienceandrollerskates:

Today, I made some calming manatees, but most of them are the wrong size to go on the site.

Oh well. Would you like them?

Oh my god this is BEAUTIFUL

enochianrage:

pocketpadalecki:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

m4ge:

likethedickens:

HE’S BACK

this man is the best storyteller ever

I CAN’T

I CAN’T EFFING BREATH

THIS GUY. THIS. GUY. THIS GUY IS THE GREATEST EVER. 

DEAR GOD IN THE IMPALA IN THE TARDIS

it’s gonna take a lot to take me away from you
there’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do.

(Source: strrzechowski)

REBLOG IF YOU WOULD ATTEND A TUMBLR USER CONVENTION.

We’d wear t-shirts with our urls on it.

And we could party together.

orchideafantasma:

Once upon a time, a bright ray of sun saw a beautiful rainbow and fell in love with it. So they got married and gave birth to a human son and his name was Jared. And then they sent him into the world to ruin young humans lives.

(Source: lucky1504)

Anon or not and make me choose between:

opendolls:

#can you fix my goddamn heart? #NO YOU CAN’T

(Source: apriki)